Need a Job???

One Mill Going Strong in Mackenzie

Mackenzie has been hit hard by the back to back closures of each of our mills. It is interesting, however, that one mill continues to up it's production, adding workers almost daily.

Have you applied yet- to The Rumor Mill?

The product is hot hot hot, people roaming near and far to search them out, and so far- it seems there is not sufficient staff to provide all of Mackenzie with Rumors.

This opportunity brings real incentives:

• The only mill where supply is still not meeting the demand!

• No need to be right, just make sure you 'heard' it from a 'reliable' source.

• No amount of being wrong disqualifies you, as long as you are persistent.

• Pays in groans or shouts of joy. (totally your choice)

To qualify you must be:

• social
• adamant
• adaptable
• have plenty of time to plant and spread the product, Mackenzie-wide.

If interested, please send your resume to :

The friend that's dating a girl that lives across the street from a guy that knows a 'higher up' at the mill.

(or so I've heard)

Better to laugh than cry, right?

Hang in there, and Good luck!!

Char Jackson