Deep Thoughts

Good Morning!! What a nice surprise to see the sun shining in the window this morning!! Wow!! It's supposed to be plus 6 all day today and tommorow!! WooHoo!! I''m going outside!! Someone, call me for a walk!! I am always wondering where Dawn gets all her cool stuff for her blog, i can never find anything, but today I remembered something that used to crach Ry and I up!! Who remembers Deep Thoughts? Well, here are some classics, by Jack Handy. They are a LITTLE sarcastic, but they still make me laugh. Hope it brings you a smile, but if you are not the sarcasstic type, better to skip this post all together.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Hug to you all, Char