I hat e Murphy!!

Just a note: I re-posted this in order to have this and the following post read in the proper order. It's wierd, I know. But things just happened and this is the order of it all.

Well, my best friend showed up at my door at 9 am this morning and somehow suckered me into cleaning my kitchen. i mean REALLY cleaning!! (: She did the microwave and cleaned out the fridge, (I almost had a heart attack thinking I poisoned a bunch of us with old expired salad dressing last night, but it was a false alarm)and I sorted through piles of mixed junk and put it away, and scrubbed the foor on my hands and knees. The baseboards and all. Look how awesome it looks!!

All I had left to do was the oven. I figured I'd spray it tonite, and scrub it in the morning. I was cleaning the downstairs, as Ryan was heading up to watch a movie. I asked him if he'd spray the oven for me. He did. And did I already say this?? I HATE that stupid Murphy, and all of his laws!!!

This is my oven.... and the floor beside it. See the drips?? These are not guck that dripped off of the oven that can be wiped off. These are linoleum that has changed color!!!!!

The easy-off does not come off easy!!
These 'bloodstains' are never coming off, because they can't!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Why? Why? Why? Now i look like a permanent slob, and my floor is actually the cleanest it's been all year!!

Here's a picture I found entitled 'Murphy's Law'. The beaver- is me!!

You work all day, and what do you get??

And, for any of you who don't know them, here are some of Murphy's Laws. I hope you can read them. If not, let me know and i'll type 'em out tommorrow for ya. In the meantime I'll be praying for new floors. God Bless, all , and Good nite!!