Breakfast Conversation with Gabe and Emma
(Scene opens: Sun shining in the kitchen window, mother singing as she pops bran muffins out of the pan.)
Mom: Impossible... Impossible.... Impossible things are happening everyday.... (From Rogers and Hamersteins 'Cinderella')
Emma: (sitting at the kitchen table, picking apart a muffin) What's impossible?
Mom: Impossible? It means something you can't do. If it's impossible, then it can't happen.
Emma: Are you impossible?
Mom: No. (hesitates) Well, your Dad may think I am.
Gabe: (Having already devoured his muffin, while pretending he isn't listening) Emma- You're impossible!
Emma: (loudly and with a scowl) I am not a puss ball!!
Mom: (wiping up Emma's muffin remains) No, you are not a puss ball, you are a little impossible!!
Gabe: I know how we could make a snot ball!!
Mom: What???
Gabe: First we could make a ball, then we could pick out some boogers and put them on the ball!!!
Oh My!!! Have a wonderful day!!
5 comments:
whatever did you put in those bran muffins anyway??? lol
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! COnversations like that make my entire mothering career TOTALLY worthwhile. Unfortunately, now Lei knows how very funny those things are to grown ups, and she deliberately says them! Our children are hams!
hawed you teach him to say gross things
that's my kids !
Very nice!
Enjoyed our coffee today! Curves tomorrow?
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